Mister Monkey's Fix-It Shop
From "Zoo Break — The Big Break"

If the little thing still won't move - Then we get a bigger hammer too!
Yeah we really gonna fix it up - When you bring a thing into my shop!
If you're thinkin' that your what's-it's shot - Or if any kind of thingamajig stops -
Please remember there's no place that tops - Mister Monkey's Fix-It Shop!

Ever since I was an itty-bitty monkey - Living in the zoo -
Openin' my own fix-it shop is what I dreamed I'd do!
So I got myself a hammer, screwdriver, and a saw -
Now with these awesome tools - I can fix anything at all!

If the little thing still won't move...

I was crusing in my convertible - When the motor up and died!
Mister Monkey took his hammer - And he whacked it on the side!
He had me crank it over - Then he hit it one more time!
Well, he really wrecked the body, but now the engine runs just fine!

If the little thing still won't move...

Like all you other zebras, I prefer my water cool -
When my refrigerator broke - Mister Monkey brought his tools!
He turned it `round, and laid it down - took his screwdriver to the door!
Now, I have my own water trough right on the kitchen floor!

If the little thing still won't move...

I was a very unhappy hippo - With a broken wash machine!
All my clothes were dirty - not a single thing left clean!
Mister Monkey saved the day - when he fixed it with his saw!
Now I have no worries - `Cause I wear nothing at all!

If the little thing still won't move...

© 1997 Scott Hooper