Doctor Ironbeard
From "Animal Tails and Stories"

My name is Doctor Ironbeard! Twiddly-widdly-wtt, boom boom!
I'll cure your ilness, then you'll cheer! Twiddly-widdly-wit, boom boom!
For I can make the deaf to see! Twiddly-widdlyy-wit, boom boom boom boom!
The blind will walk, because of me! Twiddly-widdly-wit, boom boom!

Sing Tor-i-ay! Sing Tor-i-ay! Twiddly-widdly-wit, boom boom boom boom!
Sing Tor-i-ay! Sing Tor-i-ay! Twiddly-widdly-wit, boom boom!

My treatmemt saved a famous cook!
Brain surgery was all it took!
And with that useless thing removed,
His cooking is now much improved!

Sing Tor-i-ay! Sing Tor-i-ay! Twiddly-widdly-wit, boom boom boom boom!
Sing Tor-i-ay! Sing Tor-i-ay! Twiddly-widdly-wit, boom boom!

To help you sleep, try my own blend
Of potent herbs and medicine!
Then through the night you'll sleep away,
You probably won't get up all day!

Sing Tor-i-ay! Sing Tor-i-ay! Twiddly-widdly-wit, boom boom boom boom!
Sing Tor-i-ay! Sing Tor-i-ay! Twiddly-widdly-wit, boom boom!

As dentist, I'm the very best.
I pull your good teeth with the rest!
I'll open up your mouth so wide
An elephant could fit inside!

Sing Tor-i-ay! Sing Tor-i-ay! Twiddly-widdly-wit, boom boom boom boom!
Sing Tor-i-ay! Sing Tor-i-ay! Twiddly-widdly-wit, boom boom!

Long research led me to this cure,
For which desease, I'm not quite sure!
I'd try it, but then I'm no fool,
I'm selling it as rocket fuel!

Sing Tor-i-ay! Sing Tor-i-ay! Twiddly-widdly-wit, boom boom boom boom!
Sing Tor-i-ay! Sing Tor-i-ay! Twiddly-widdly-wit, boom boom!

So call me in emergency,
For no one fixes you like me!
I'll wrap you up from head to toe,
You'll pay me just to let you go!

Sing Tor-i-ay! Sing Tor-i-ay! Twiddly-widdly-wit, boom boom boom boom!
Sing Tor-i-ay! Sing Tor-i-ay! Twiddly-widdly-wit, boom boom!
Boom boom! Boom boom!


copyright 1990 Scott Hooper