Nothing Weird is Goin' On Here
From "Zoo Break — The Big Break"

Nothing weird is goin on here - Just an ordinary day!
A zookeeper is not the kind of person to let his imagination run away!
Maybe I've finally gone bananas - Working for the County Zoo!
But I'm absolutely, positively sure - Those animals just can't do the things that they do!

So, who unlocks the zoo at night? Who pops popcorn in the cages?
If my brain were working right - Would my thoughts be so outrageous?
An' why should I be asking you? - You're just more of those animals from the zoo!

[Animals: ] Mister Zookeeper!
[Zookeeper:] Why don't the animals tell me--
[Animals: ] Zookeeper!
[Zookeeper:] If I'm goin' crazy?
[Animals: ] Zookeeper!
[Zookeeper:] There's somethin' goin' on here
[Animals: ] Zookeeper!
[Zookeeper:] But it's nothin' really weird!

Walkin' up the streets of town - The silliest things I think I see -
Animals wandering all around! Yet no one ever notices - but me!
Why ever did I start to weave This hokey, bogey bugaboo?
It's obviously just make believe - From working so very long here at the zoo!

But who unlocks the zoo at night? Who pops popcorn in the cages?
If my brain were working right - Would my thoughts be so outrageous?
An' why should I be asking you? - You're just more of those animals from the zoo!

[Animals: ] Mister Zookeeper!
[Zookeeper:] Why don't the animals tell me--
[Animals: ] Zookeeper!
[Zookeeper:] If I'm goin' crazy?
[Animals: ] Zookeeper!
[Zookeeper:] There's somethin' goin' on here
[Animals: ] Zookeeper!
[Zookeeper:] But it's nothin' really weird!

[Zookeeper:] Hey! Where'd all the animals go?

© 1997 Scott Hooper